• Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
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  • Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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  • Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
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  • Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!
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  • Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
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  • Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
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  • Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.
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  • Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
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  • Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
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  • Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.
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  • He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
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  • Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
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  • Man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
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  • Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.
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  • Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth.
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  • He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
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  • Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
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  • Elevator smell different to midget.
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  • Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
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  • He who outruns the cheetah is fucking fast on his feet!
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  • He who rapes a man's daughter, draws and quarters his son, and buries his wife alive in an anthill should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
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  • He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.
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  • It take square ass to shit a brick.
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  • He who stands on toilet seat is high on pot; and he who sniffs Coke, drowns.
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  • The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door.
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  • Man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.
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  • Man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.
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  • Boy who play with himself pulls boner.
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  • Man who put rooster in freezer over night have frozen cock.
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  • Woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine.
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  • Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
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  • Lady who live in glass house dress in basement!
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  • He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.
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  • Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.
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  • Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
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  • Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
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  • Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
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  • Man piss in wind, wind piss back.
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